Fedman

Apple's Biggest Rumor: iPod or Jobs?

Hello,
I would like to apply for a job at seeking alpha. My qualifications are that I can continually post worthless commentary on Apple, with a misleading header and worthless speculation so that I get incredible numbers of clicks.

For example, iPHONE FREQUENCY LAUNCHES RUSSIAN NUCLEAR WEAPONS, or STEVE JOBS TO BE IMPLANTED IN NEW SUPERMAC PC. WILL LIVE FOREVER.

I'm glad I never had to grovel like this.