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    • Expensive Commodities and the Stock Market [view article]
      Dear Mom

      My job at the Inter Continental Exchange here in Atlanta is going great. I have made a lot of money here for uncle Abdullah. I have learned a lot from
      these commodity speculators here in America. They have shown me how to make lot’s of money for myself as well. You see these people here in
      America wants to buy all of Uncle Abdullah’s oil. They only want to pay 35 dollars for a barrel of it though. You know it cost uncle Abdullah 10 dollars
      to get it to them and he wanted that new home in Dubai so I will do all I can to help out. I found out that I can buy 30 barrels for 5% or less than 2 dollars a barrel on the
      Commodities exchange and he doesn’t even have to pump it out of the ground or even ship it. They buy it with there guaranteed pension and insurance
      funds so uncle Abdullah’s money is real safe. And when I purchase it is so easy to hide you see they don’t have transparency. That means I can buy and
      sell it raising the price each time and know body knows it’s me. It even gets better you see these purchases are called contracts and I get paid for each
      contract. This is such a great country.. Sometimes I buy and sell a barrel as many as 30 times before Uncle Abdullah’s ever gives one barrel to the oil
      company. My supervisor said there are no rules beyond the ones that we make here in Atlanta. He said they have a watch dog group called the CFTC
      that has some silly rules, that makes it wrong for me to corner the market, but there leader is Mr Lukken said we don’t have to abide them. He said we
      were a foreign exchange and for that reason those rules don’t apply. I don’t think he knows where Atlanta is though. LOL He is great it takes him 3
      months just to generate a report. Maybe he should run for there president. But know matter by then I will have made so much money that I can start up
      my own exchange when I get home. I am going to call it the Dubai Exchange. I miss you and will write you later.

      Osamah
       Jul 02 07:00 PM
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