Russian Bull

Gold: The Last Carry Trade

I think it's cheap insurance right now. Why not buy 5 ounces, 'just in case'.

Besides, you can always show it off to your date. Drop an ounce of gold into a girl's hand and watch her eyes light up. Cheap thrills, yes, I know, but it beats the hell out hiding in your basement, eating MREs and waiting for the world to end.