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  • Ben Bernanke Pleads for His Job; My Response to Bernanke  [View article]
    Ode to Ben

    There once was a man named Bernanke.
    A Wall Street whore and government lackey.
    To the Federal Reserve chair he rose.
    The events surrounding the Great Depression, he knows.
    Still, wrong time after time.
    Someone throw him a line.
    A complete failure, back to Princeton, he goes.
    Dec 03 21:14 pm |Rating: +4 -2 |Link to Comment
  • S&P Downgrades Bank of Ireland's Rating While Goldman Says Buy [View article]
    It's only a matter of time before Goldman is upgrading themselves.
    Dec 03 03:24 am |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • What Is Goldman Sachs' Price Action Telling Us? [View article]
    And just as importantly, the insider selling is comparatively as brisk as during the first half of 2008. We all know ewhat happened then.........

    finance.yahoo.com/q/it...
    Nov 30 17:00 pm |Rating: +3 0 |Link to Comment
  • The Financial Crisis: Nowhere Near Over [View article]
    So the bank rally built on 3 parts fantasy, 4 parts accounting fraud, 2 parts hope and 1 part greater fool theory operating like I have never seen has been a hoax?
    NO WAY

    Well, on the small chance it has been, I'm sure our fed, treasury and executive branch has a plan B.

    On the plus side, at least GM only lost 1.2 billion dollars during the cash for clunkers quarter and "that's a good thing."

    THIS IS ONE HELL OF A BEAR MARKET RALLY
    Nov 16 19:36 pm |Rating: +4 0 |Link to Comment
  • At the Bull-Bear Crossroads [View article]
    Please some one title that as their next article:

    "Cetin was right all this time.
    (and you thought it was just spam!!!!)"


    On Nov 06 04:34 PM Ricard wrote:

    > Cetin was right. Just keep buying. The Fed is going to inflate us
    > all.
    Nov 06 16:46 pm |Rating: +8 0 |Link to Comment
  • At the Bull-Bear Crossroads [View article]
    I fimly believe, Mark, that the 10 handle on the unemployment # trumps the 10 handle on the DOW in any rational investor's mind.

    I believe, however, the PPT is hard at work today to prevent a 3+% sell off.
    Nov 06 15:03 pm |Rating: +8 -1 |Link to Comment
  • Homebuyer Tax Credit: The Moneypit Is Alive and Well [View article]
    "This wasteful spending is getting to the point where I almost hope the economy falls off a cliff."

    My sentiments EXACTLY. I have felt this way for the past few months because of the boneheaded, short term based decisions our government is married to.
    THIS IS NOT MY AMERICA
    Oct 28 11:28 am |Rating: +9 0 |Link to Comment
  • One Year Since the Banking System Collapsed. Has Anything Really Changed? [View article]
    Three BIG changes

    1) Wall Street is not only pretending the crisis is mostly over, but some are acting like it never even happened.

    2) The PPT is organized and functioning in full effect

    3) The MSM is now on board and ever so loyal to the extend and pretend processes that seem to be permanently in place.
    ``Cash for clunkers is a huge success``

    Ray,
    These 3 processes were not occurring last year.

    Thank goodness, we as a nation, had the courage and tenacity to institute these much needed changes.
    Sep 08 20:30 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Earnings Are Imaginary [View article]
    Yes, if one imagines fantasy as reality, then, by default, reality will be allowed to stay fantasy.

    The road map to La La Land.

    Where earnings are better than expected.
    Aug 14 21:21 pm |Rating: +4 0 |Link to Comment
  • The Earnings Season Debacle that Wasn't [View article]
    Yes, imagine that if fantasy was reality, then reality would be allowed to stay fantasy.
    What about all the BAD debt on the...
    Never mind.
    It sure must be nice.....................
    Aug 12 15:51 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Why Today's Stock Markets Are All About Confidence and Gullibility [View article]
    AJC deserves the lifetime pump award for her perpetual stupidity.
    I've heard enough of what's come out of her yap not to think twice about calling her a well paid buffoon.
    The circus freak of Wall Street
    OR
    maybe the car crash of Wall Street
    You see her and you wince, but you can't turn away and the more you observe and listen, the wider your mouth opens.

    (Drive by a horrific car crash at 5mph and you'll see the analogy clearer)
    Aug 11 10:59 am |Rating: +4 -1 |Link to Comment
  • Who's Blowing This Bubble - And When Will It Pop? [View article]
    A close friend is falling down, due to his/her own carelessness a well and you are witnessing it.
    You can't save him and as they are falling you run towards the well screaming. You look down and you see nothing but blackness and then what could be interpreted as a thud, but nothing is certain. Possibly muffled sounds are heard, too
    You, hoping and praying that was indeed a thud you heard start singing and dancing.
    The fire department arrives and you gleefully and enthusiastically tell them what has occurred. They, being sort of pragmatic, ask what the hell you are doing.
    "Everything is ok, I believe he stopped falling and I think he might still be alive" is your response to the confusion of the crowd.
    The crowd, incredulous to your excitement, won't join in on your celebration until the person is known to be alive, up and out of the well and in good hands than can provide the right care.

    You are Wall Street, the falling person is the economy, the crowd is retail and the "good hands" is the governemt.

    So good luck with that

    This is one hell of a bear market rally
    Aug 07 11:36 am |Rating: +43 -9 |Link to Comment
  • Goldman's Macro-Bulls Out in Full Force [View article]
    AJC deserves the lifetime pump award for her perpetual stupidity.
    I've heard enough of what's come out of her yap not to think twice about calling her a well paid buffoon.
    The circus freak of Wall Street
    OR
    maybe the car crash of Wall Street
    You see her and you wince, but you can't turn away and the more you observe and listen, the wider your mouth opens.
    (Drive by a horrific car crash at 5mph and you'll see the analogy clearer)
    Aug 07 11:21 am |Rating: +4 0 |Link to Comment
  • Goldman's Macro-Bulls Out in Full Force [View article]
    beginning of month = rally
    end of month = rally hard
    end of quarter = rallying too hard for words
    California BK = fiscal rejiggering
    Michigan next in line = never mentioned
    CRE depression = REIT's explode higher
    Housing JUNE sales edge higher = housing is rebounding(again)
    GS front running trades = liquidity preservation
    Banks own congress and the Fed = bank rally
    consumer is insolvent = consumer is saving
    mass layoffs = across the board earnings' improvement
    earnings are not improving = earnings are beating street's expectations
    STILL no jobs created= the consumer is temporarilly retrenching
    deflation = bull rally
    expiration of unemployment benefits = unemployment is abating OR
    contracting(either will do just fine)
    Isn't our economy consumer based? = don't ask, don't tell consumer IS 70% of economy = rebound will be business based
    low interest rates = good for stocks
    high interest rates = great for stocks
    collapsing dollar = buy stocks
    rising dollar = not gonna happen
    $10 frozen dinner = sure sign of recovery
    CIT BK = HUUUUUUUUGE RALLY
    CIT not yet BK = reason to be bullish
    Bank failure Friday = stabilization
    oil @ 50 = recovery is close
    oil at $70 = recovery is incredibly close
    oil at $90 = starting to recover
    oil @ $110 = sign of increased consumer spending
    oil @ $5 = boon for Joe Consumer
    Gas @ $2 = tax break
    gas @ $3 = mustard seeds for economic recovery
    gas @ $4 = depression :)
    Gas @ $1 = not in our lifetime
    employment @ 10 % = better than expected
    employment @ 11% = as expected
    employment @ 12% = not unexpected
    employment @ 13% = could have been expected
    real unemployment right now @ 17% = never discussed
    real unemployment @ 22% = market could correct from here
    stealing from our grandchildren = stimulus
    stealing from our great grandchildren = "cash for clunkers is a huge
    success"
    government buying people cars = economy showing signs of life
    economy is already dead = S+P 1000, DOW 10k
    bear market rally = NEW bull market rally
    no basis for NEW bull market rally = dis-included in pumper's handbook

    10% unemployment
    effects of socialism
    depressionary states
    higher taxes = THE NEW NORMAL
    oppressive government
    social unrest
    decending to mediocrity


    AND IF ALL ELSE FAILS(which probably will):

    WWIII = TANGIBLE MANUFACTURING GREEN SHOOT
    Aug 07 11:07 am |Rating: +2 -2 |Link to Comment
  • Geithner's Outburst Was Misdirected; Read the Riot Act to Bankers Instead [View article]
    I would never raise my voice to my bosses..................
    Aug 05 09:26 am |Rating: +5 0 |Link to Comment
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