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Newspapers: Reinvent Yourselves... Or Else

Ah the good ol' days of fabrication. I miss the diatribe of brain injured reporters becoming the news by chasing under aged male prostitutes. Oh the memories of yellow agenda journalism of WMDs being in Iraq. The excitement of reading about Yellowcake forgeries! The whispers of the cocaine parties’ journalists headlined.

Those were the days when journalists were bought to shill for the CIA for a couple of hundred dollars a month. OH, THE GOOD OL' DAYS.

NYT Dilemma: Cut Dividend or Get Junked

When you have an unequal stock structure, logic in the boardroom is permanently on vacation.

This company is a world-class criminal toxic polluter. Having used toxic ink for over a century the newspaper chokes the local landfills.

It is so toxic, bacteria will not eat it.

Up to 30% of the bulk space in local landfills is taken up by newspapers. Sooner of later the environmentalists will wake up and demand a clean up.

Say goodbye to the grey haired lady when that day comes. Your cancer is not news fit to print.

How many people died from wrapping their fish before freezing in the mercury/heavy-metal ink bleeding newspaper? No one knows.

There is a direct relationship of where the newspaper landfills are and "Cancer Alley."

You know in a State where you cannot smoke in a bar, sooner or later the environmentalists will wake up and force a cleanup. When this happens we will talking about bankruptcy. This paper has no intention of ever cleaning their poison up. As far as they are concerned, mercury is good for you, and the local landfills are safe.