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Why Does Loral Continue to Shoot Up?

bababooie...

Good idea on the celebs space bus.

First 20 on the bus:

Oprah
Tom Cruise
Matt Lauer
Al Roker
Katie Courek
Richard Shelby
Ty (the obnoxious guy from that home make-over show)
All those yentas from The View (5)
Paulson
Benanke
Rod Blagoyovich
Richard Simmons
Mylie Cyrus
Gerorge Bush
Michael Jackson
Paris Hilton (sorry Paris)
Craig Ferguson (and his accent)

They take off...then something goes horribly wrong, the bus loses it's power and veers off course, pastf the gravity belt and drifts into the nothingness of time and space for eternity. Effectively, these people will then instantly stop jamming the rest of us...