J.P Organ

Banks on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

For a minimal sum i offer guided boxcar tours of America.
All former stock market investors are welcomed. learn how to ride the rails when the economy derails
I also offer advanced courses in panhandling and stogey retreival
call today for more info at fed reserve 1800 234 5654
Ask for Ben or Alan

Banks on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

I actually possess an electric crystal ball and i can see the futures.
Yup and what I propose is that you all hide under your beds with your moolah well stashed in your socks. Or you can give it all to me for safekeeping.
Thanks in advance