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This Is What Happens When Everything Is Undervalued

Yes. Jump back in children! All is well! Our wise men have convened and in one short weekend, they've finally mastered the fine alchemist art form of turning excrement into gold!

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Ameri-Bubble


Bubble, bubble, the Empire’s in trouble:
So we’ll pass a bill….a magic pill and
Print more fiat cash on the double!

Sleight of hand throughout the land
The Money Master’s stock in trade.
They’ll cure our ills with dollar bills
More than all the grains of sand.

“Buy and hold”, “We’re oversold!” the traders will avow.
“The Dow will rise…it would not be wise
To pull your wager out right now.”

So they lobby the shills on Capitol Hill
For their Giant Ponzi Scheme.
While the bankers insist…the pols assist
In funding a Socialist’s wet dream.

Do the voters protest? Is there civil unrest?
“Not while there’s distractions galore!
The media is there to avert the electorate’s stare,
And if not, they’ll start a war.”

“Buy on the dips!” The Kudlow’s quip
“This market is bound to rise.”
And the Keynesian’s unite in the dead of the night
To give Krugman the Nobel Prize!

And now we float upon this bulbous boat
That distorts everything we see
In futile hope that we don’t interlope
With pointy-edged reality.

For when our denial bubble pops,
Our lifestyles will drop,
It will suddenly become clear
That all the wealth they stole through stealth
Was never really here.

©2008 Jim Valeri