Petulant sub-continental revolting wallah.

Chief of staff for Geithner rigger.

Tax Preparer for Treasury Secretary nominees.

Vendor of Election Promise Default Swap (EPDS™) and Political Deal Default Swap (PDDS™) Contracts

Banker at the "Bad" Bank

Compensation consultant for "Good" Bank executives.

Head trader for mortgage backed securities for Lehman Bothers.

Chief risk manager for credit default swaps for AIGesus.

Credit manager for the Federal Reservations.

Bank conversion expert for Goldmen, Silverman, Bronzman, Ironman, Tinman, and Leadman.

Chief of market making operations for solid and gaseous assets, NASDAC

Income source attester and documenter for no / low doc Alt-A mortgage loans.

Seller of Treasury bills to bill payers.

Dependent valuation expert for assets swapped to Feds or sold to Treasury under TARP.

Manufacturer of Hawaiian birth certificates.

Chief accountant and illusionist for Bernard Madeoff.

Discount window counter clerk for the Federalists.

General purpose sahib.

Mystery shopper for Candidates and extended family.

Designated caterer for Madeoff in detention: supplier of kosher ham, BLT, and Head Cheese.

Credit market thawing technician.

Shahanshah of the Kingdom of Persia.

Slaughter of sacred cows.