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  • Alternative Energy Storage for Global Warming Agnostics [View article]
    Some serious posting here...posters getting a little testy!

    I'll "come clean" and say I'm in the global warming or environmental
    destruction camp. I also agree the earth has cycles of cooler, warmer,
    wetter weather.

    Damage is all around us, we just ignore it or forget over the course of a lifetime.
    Those bumble bees and butterflies were kind of cute and those snappers
    and groupers, those tasty dinners, I'll miss them. Glacier Park, Polar bears look nice in photos to. Hey, it's good news for the real estate developers.

    Of course those boys in Arizona and California are gonna start getting
    grumpy once the water rationing starts. Some areas have it "figured out"
    by recycling "waste water", technology at work keeping up with humans.

    I forgot about those "brookies" I'm fond of in the Adirondacks, oh...
    acid rain..what a shame those Ohio Boys wouldn't cap their emissions.
    It's just a "small" fish anyway. While I'm on the Dacks, let's not
    forget those nasty old "pine beetles" and Eastern Hemlock disease.
    That Park Agency sure is strict, won't let us developers come in and
    build a couple hundred estates...we might better start a lawsuit..
    we did get approved in Moosehead Lake in Maine...done deal there
    PS- sorry about the big fine, Shania Twain, but you weren't supposed
    to cut those trees along the shoreline...didn't they didn't tell you?

    I never did get see the primates in Madagascar..to late.
    The Amazon...turned out to be a great place for biofuels...
    Those pretty little exotic fish in Asia...oh they are still around..
    we rounded them up to put in salt water aquariums in high
    end homes..don't tell anybody.

    Florida has those dam turtles protected...can't turn my lights on
    at night..might confuse the bastards. And those damn manatees
    are holding up building "new marinas", call my lobby group..
    I heard China is taking massive amounts of soft shell turtles from central
    Florida...don't tell. Deep sea fishing was pretty down there...but that
    was a long time ago...yea, the coral is dead to...gotta keep those
    local governments growing..lets change some more zoning codes..
    sandpipers..I haven't seen those things around...flamingos, yea
    they disappeared during the hurricane...iguanas and pigeons and
    African geckos are everywhere, so it's not so bad...

    Right whales...those big old things..to big anyway.
    And stop bothering Japan for taking a few tasty whales every year..
    same with those seal hunts in Canada..
    Sharks...hey they taste great in soup...couldn't be helped..
    Gorillas...I remember them from the movies..King Kong?
    Slaughtering animals for religion? isn't that divine...
    By the way..those mounted animals on my wall sure make me more
    manly...had to wait a few hours before he found the bait.

    Those damn wolves need to go in Idaho and Alaska..we're
    good to go..we've got Sarah Palin on our side..this'll be fun boys..
    "shootem" from the helicopters..like sittin ducks

    By the way...what was a dodo bird..tasmanian tiger? long time ago..
    who cares anyway.

    As a poster said, technology will save the world?...mmm
    I was thinking technology is expediting our demise..our
    biodiversity..our planets gifts..Humans are crafty little devils..
    they've got it all "figured out"...one day they'll solve cancer to..
    of course those ancient tribes don't get cancer and they don't
    have technologies..what's up with that?

    Hey, at least I didn't put my baby or dog in the oven or garbage pail..
    Democrats ...Republicans...heads... someone say lobbyist?

    Maybe the system is broke...late in the game anyway..I got to enjoy it..
    no complaints..kinda fun growing up before cable tv..faxes..internet..
    iphones..cell phones..ipod...in those days we used an antenna and rotary phone...wasn't that bad guys..we had record players, sugar maples,
    fresh water.

    Now the good news...that fertilizer makes the lawn look really good...
    Those builders did a heck of a job squeezing 8000 ft homes on a quarter
    acre..made a lot of money...good for the economy to..yea, just
    two people live there...by the way the home is "green" and very
    efficient..5 zone cooling and insulated glass...these people are very energy
    conscious...that 65 ft yacht....well, we won't go there..

    yeh...humans got it "all" figured out




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