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  • AIG Bailout: A Goldman Rescue in Drag? [View article]
    The Goldman Sting: www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Nov 22 07:41 am |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Goldman Tries to Combat Its Bad Image [View article]
    GOLDMAN GRINCH
    (You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch)
    WilliamBanzai7

    You're a mean bank, Goldman Grinch.
    You really add a new dimension to the words "filch and steal".
    You're as cuddly as a subprime cactus,
    You're as slippery as Bernie the ponzi eel.
    Goldman Grinch.

    You're a rotten bunch of overpaid Wall Street bananas
    And you're apparently just "too big to fail".

    You're a monster, Goldman Grinch.
    Your heart's a gelt blackhole as big as AIG.
    Your brain is full of "ferkakdeh" derivative spiders,
    You've got TARP garlic in your "fershtinkiner" souls.
    Goldman Grinch.

    I wouldn't touch you, with a
    thirty-nine-and-a-half foot bailout pole.

    You're a vile one, Goldman Grinch.
    You have ponzi termites in your trading style.
    You have all the tender sincerity of a typical "filching" Wall Street "shnorrer", Goldman Grinch,

    Given a choice of liking you, I'd sooner drink bottled Hudson River water!

    You're a foul bank, Goldman Grinch.
    You're a nest of stinky, swindling pinstriped skunks.
    Your underwriting book is full of unwashed schlock
    Your soul is full of subprime gunk.
    Goldman Grinch.

    The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
    "Schlemiel, Schtup, Shtunk"!

    You're a rotter, Goldman Grinch.
    You're the kings of Wall Street scheming "dreck",
    Your heart's a rotten "gefilte" repo splotched with moldy bailout spots, Goldman Grinch,

    Your trading book is an appalling dung heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
    assortment of quantitative "chazere" rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled "kishka" knots!

    You nauseate me, Goldman Grinch,
    You're a nest of nauseous Wall Street "momzers!",
    You're a bunch of crooked trading "schlocksters" and you run a vile "shandhoiz", Goldman Grinch,

    You're a triple decker synthetic CDO toadstool sandwich with arsenic Wall Street bailout sauce!
    Nov 19 12:21 pm |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Wall Street's Corruption and Lawlessness: Don't Blame Capitalism  [View article]
    If we want to save capitalism, we better start seriously considering how to reverse the obscene transfer of wealth that is occurring in this country.

    Seriously.

    And I am not a soocialist or a communist.
    Nov 10 10:14 am |Rating: +3 -1 |Link to Comment
  • May the Lloyd Be with You: Blankfein Doing 'God's Work'? [View article]
    GOLDMAN SACHS, BAILOUT SUPER STARS
    (Jesus Christ Superstar)
    WilliamBanzai7

    Sing along: www.youtube.com/watch?...

    VOICE OF ADAM SMITH JR.

    Every time I look at you in disgust I don't understand
    Why we let Wall Street just get so out of hand.
    You could'nt have managed better if you'd had it planned.
    Why'd you choose to sink AIG in derivative quick sand?
    If you'd come today you would be lynched by a whole nation.
    The result of your insatiable greed would be mass extermination.
    Don't you get me wrong.
    I only want to know.

    CHOIR

    Goldman Sachs, Goldman Sachs,
    Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
    Goldman Sachs Bailout Super Stars,
    Do you really believe you're what you say you are?

    VOICE OF ADAM SMITH JR.

    Tell me what you think about your former friends at the top.
    Who'd you think besides yourselves's the pick of the subprime crop?
    Lehman, was that where it was at? They are not where you are now?
    Could Bear have found use for Bernanke's magic mountain, or was that just bad PR?
    Did you mean to go like that? Was it a mistake, or
    Certainly you know your messy death would have been a record Wall Street breaker?
    Don't you get me wrong.
    I only want to know.

    CHOIR

    Goldman Sachs, Goldman Sachs,
    Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
    Goldman Sachs Bailout Super Stars,
    Just who the Hell do you think you are?
    Nov 09 09:35 am |Rating: +5 0 |Link to Comment
  • May the Lloyd Be with You: Blankfein Doing 'God's Work'? [View article]
    " 'For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away, even that he hath'.

    This passage of course refers to the acquisition of more knowledge of the truth as theologians tell us; but the Money Kings of Wall Street like to give its interpretation a little twist in their favor, and say that it refers to the acquisition of more greenbacks, by the big fellows from the little ones.

    In fact this class of people appear to hold the opinion that if they would succeed in anything questionable or crooked, there is nothing like misinterpreting the scriptures their own way, so as to apparently justify them in their rascality before the public.

    The connection of such men with churches...has done more to spread infidelity and cast ridicule upon the good cause of the church than almost anything else.

    The success of this class of gamblers has an influence for evil upon the business world that is little realize, success through their methods being a contradiction to the good old business maxim that 'Honesty is the best policy' and a travesty upon it."

    FRANKLIN KEYES ESQ. 1901
    Nov 09 08:31 am |Rating: +3 0 |Link to Comment
  • David Einhorn: Break Up Too Big to Fail Institutions [View article]
    Excellent posting my friend!
    Oct 21 08:11 am |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Hands Off Goldman Bonuses [View article]
    Goldman Sting Part III (the Payout)

    www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Oct 21 06:43 am |Rating: 0 -1 |Link to Comment
  • Hands Off Goldman Bonuses [View article]
    Goldman Sting Part II

    www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Oct 21 06:42 am |Rating: 0 -1 |Link to Comment
  • The Secret Paulson-Goldman Meeting [View article]
    The Goldman Sting Part I

    www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Oct 21 06:39 am |Rating: +2 -1 |Link to Comment
  • Geithner to Blame for Outrageous Goldman Bonuses [View article]
    The Goldman Sting Part I

    www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Oct 21 06:38 am |Rating: 0 -1 |Link to Comment
  • Goldman's Success: Put Down Those Pitchforks [View article]
    The Goldman Sting Part I

    www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Oct 21 06:37 am |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Hands Off Goldman Bonuses [View article]
    Goldman Sting Part I

    www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Oct 21 06:33 am |Rating: 0 0 |Link to Comment
  • Goldman Sachs: 'A Hybrid Hedge Fund and Bookie' [View article]
    Well said!
    Oct 19 12:42 pm |Rating: +2 0 |Link to Comment
  • Jim Rogers on the Next 10 Years  [View article]
    Mandarin is essential when you need to speak in innuendo, ambiguity and sub-pretext. If you want to be transparent, English is the way to go.

    You decide which language is better suited to be the language of the financial markets.
    Oct 19 09:58 am |Rating: +1 0 |Link to Comment
  • SEC Rewards GE Accounting Fraud [View article]
    GE sure rides a higher horse than this kind of nefarious corporate behavior indicates.
    Aug 05 00:59 am |Rating: +1 0 |Link to Comment
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