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Will Obama Succeed in Maintaining His Approval Rating?

BUGGER OFF YOU BAILOUT BASTARDS
(Bugger Off, Irish Drinking Song)
WilliamBanzai7

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY 2009

Sing along: www.youtube.com/watch?...

Chorus:
So bugger off, you Wall Street bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Bugger off, you deadbeat bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bailout bastards bugger off

AIG you've been a lovely bailout zombie, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be bettin' the Feds won't kick you in the ass.
You've been a splendid bailout basket case, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly AIG if you'd all just bugger off!

Chorus

Here's to all the bankers and lawyers who've been servin securitized beers,
and puttin up their knoxious greed and their stupid drunken schemes.
So leave your money on their table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show

Chorus

Here's to all them bailout bag ladies who might be waitin with pans in their hands,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
Uncle Sam will be happy to oblige you to get this nasty job through.

Chorus

So Timmy G you've been promisin these bailout bag ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk on bailout swill to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sod you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner Uncle Sam will get repaid.

Chorus

So bugger off, you Wall Street bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Bugger off, you deadbeat bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Like a herd of fooking swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bailout bastards bugger off

On Valuing Toxic Assets and AIG Bonuses

BUGGER OFF YOU BAILOUT BASTARDS
(Bugger Off, Irish Drinking Song)
WilliamBanzai7

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY 2009

Sing along: www.youtube.com/watch?...

Chorus:
So bugger off, you Wall Street bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Bugger off, you deadbeat bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bailout bastards bugger off

AIG you've been a lovely bailout zombie, but oh the time does pass.
So don't you all be bettin' the Feds won't kick you in the ass.
You've been a splendid bailout basket case, but enough is enough.
We'd take it very kindly AIG if you'd all just bugger off!

Chorus

Here's to all the bankers and lawyers who've been servin securitized beers,
and puttin up their knoxious greed and their stupid drunken schemes.
So leave your money on their table when you go,
tomorrow you'll have a sorry head and nothin left to show

Chorus

Here's to all them bailout bag ladies who might be waitin with pans in their hands,
and thinkin one of them might make a charmin one night stand.
Please don't be offended girls this song is not for you.
Uncle Sam will be happy to oblige you to get this nasty job through.

Chorus

So Timmy G you've been promisin these bailout bag ladies a night of lovin bliss,
but truth be told your far to drunk on bailout swill to stand up straight and piss.
So give it up you lousy sod you'll not be gettin laid.
and the sooner that you're out the door the sooner Uncle Sam will get repaid.

Chorus

So bugger off, you Wall Street bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Bugger off, you deadbeat bastards bugger off! (Fook Yu!)
Like a herd of fooking swine that refuse to leave the trough
You'll get no more this evening so you bailout bastards bugger off

Markham's Mix Tape: Madoff Edition

BERNIE MADOFF SINGS "IF I HAD A PONZI "
(If I Were a Rich Man, Fiddler on the Roof)
WilliamBanzai7 (Fraudster on the Roof)

Sing along link: www.youtube.com/watch?...

If I had a Ponzi,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd be sitting in the Palm Beach sun.
If I had a good Ponzi scam.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Ponzi,
Yidle-diddle-didle-did... man.

I'd buy a big gawdy mansion with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of Palm Beach town.
And a fine Park Avenue Penthouse with a fleet of Mercede's and others down below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.

I'd fill my office with investor ducks and turkeys and geese to fleece
For all of Wall Street to see and hear.
Squawking just as noisily as they can.
Each loud "cheep" "squawk" "honk" "quack"
Would sound like a golden trumpet on my Ponzi scheming ears,
As if to say "Here is yet another wealthy yutz to schtupp."

If I had a PONZI,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I had a good PONZI scam.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy Ponzi,
Yidle-diddle-didle-did... man.

I see my wife, my Ruth, looking like a rich momzer's wife
With a proper Bergdorf grin.
Supervising meals to her heart's delight.
I see her putting on airs and strutting like a Park Avenue trophy tuchas.
Oy, what a happy mood she's in.
Screaming at the servants, day and night.

The most important machers in Wall Street town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like a Solomon the Wiseguy.
"If you please, Bernie..."
"Pardon me, Bernie..."
Posing megillahs that would cross an SEC Branch Chief's eyes!

And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong.
When you're a Wall Street gonif, they think you really know!

If I were rich, I'd have the time that I lack
To hook then slice golf balls and pray.
And maybe have a seat on NASDAQ.
And I'd discuss the holy finance books like a big Wall Street macher, several hours every day.
That would be the sweetest thing of all.

If I had a PONZI,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I had a good PONZI scam .
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

Lord who made the Wall Street lions and the rich shnooks and lambs,
You decreed I should be what I am.
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan?
If I built the Mother of all Ponzi scams.

AIG Needs Transparency, Now

I love watching Deutsche Douchebankers slap their lederhose while they prance around bragging that they don't need bailout dough.

I love being lectured about financial excess by French politicians while their show piece banks decorate their capital budoirs with AIG toilet paper.

I love listening to Barclay's tell us that they don't no bailout money.

Most of all I love listening to Lloyd Blankfein tell us the Goldman model still works.

The AIG Counterparty Argument: Nothing to Gain, A Lot to Lose

I don't know about you but just love watching those German bankers marching around telling everyone they don't need bailout money while they poch bankers from Merrill. I love watching Barclays ape them as well.

I also love being lectured by the French whose Banks propped up their regulatory capital base wit AIG toilet paper.

Its financial D Day.

AIG Bailout Beneficiaries

I am sick and tired of hearing about Barclay's and Douchebank snapping their suspenders over not needing to be bailed out. Is this not a bailout?
Meanwhile they run around hiring people away from the other banks that have been bailed directly.

What a sorry state of affairs.

AIG: Bigger Loss, Bigger Bailout

BOHEMIAN BAILOUT AIG
(Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: www.youtube.com/watch?...

Is this the real world-
Is this warped bailout fantasy-
Caught in a market dive-
Lets all escape from financial reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the TARP bailout skies and see-
We're just a poorly managed sham, we need financial sympathy-
Because its easy come,easy go,
Trade a little high,little low,
Anyway the market winds blow, doesnt really matter to AIG,
To AIG

Obama, just watched the AIG bailout scam,
Put a derivative gun against Uncle Sam's head,
Pulled the trigger, now the deficits red,
Obama, your Presidential term had just begun,
But now the TARP money's gone and Geithner's thrown it all away-
Obama ooo,
Did'nt mean to make you cry-
If the DOW is not back this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if moral hazard dosnt really matter-

Too late, our time may have come,
Spending taxpayer nickels and dimes-
Wallets aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-this bailout scams got to go-
Gotta leave this joke behind and face the truth-
Obama ooo- (any way the market wind blows)
The economy may have to dive,
Sometimes its like Adam Smith was never born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a bailout man,
Alan Greenspan, Alan Greenspan come and do the bailout tango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Asset Bubble
Asset Bubble
Market maestro-magnifico-
Im just a greedy Wall Street con man and nobody loves me-
Hes just a Wall Street con man with an Ivy League pedigree-
Spare him his life from Chapter 11 insolvency-
Bailout easy come easy go-,will you give me bailout dough-
Bismillah! no,we will not give him bailout dough-let him go-
Bismillah! no, we will give him more bailout dough- don't let him go
Bismillah! we will not give you bailout dough-let you go
Will not let you go-let him go
Will let you go won't let him go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Oh mama mia, mama mia AIG let them go-
Beelzebub has a devil put money aside for A, for I, for GGGGGGGGG-

So you think you can scam us and spit in our taxpayer eyes-
So you think you can shtup us and leave us to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to us baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

In the end
Nothing really matters,
Only AIG and rampant greed,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters but greed,

Thats the way the Wall Street wind blows....

Saving America's Insurance Giant

BOHEMIAN BAILOUT AIG
(Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: www.youtube.com/watch?...

Is this the real world-
Is this warped bailout fantasy-
Caught in a market dive-
No escape from financial reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the TARP bailout skies and see-
We're just a poorly managed sham, we need financial sympathy-
Because its easy come,easy go,
Trade a little high,little low,
Anyway the market winds blow, doesnt really matter to AIG,
To AIG

Obama, just watched the AIG bailout scam,
Put a derivative gun against Uncle Sam's head,
Pulled the trigger, now the Fed budget's red,
Obama, your Presidential term had just begun,
But now the TARP money's gone and Geithner's thrown it all away-
Obama ooo,
Did'nt mean to make you cry-
If the DOW is not back this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if moral hazard dosnt really matter-

Too late, our time may have come,
Spending taxpayer nickels and dimes-
Wallets aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-this bailout scams got to go-
Gotta leave this joke behind and face the truth-
Obama ooo- (any way the market wind blows)
The economy may have to dive,
Sometimes its like Adam Smith was never born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a bailout man,
Alan Greenspan, Alan Greenspan come and do the bailout tango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Asset Bubble
Asset Bubble
Market maestro-magnifico-
Im just a greedy Wall Street con man and nobody loves me-
Hes just a Wall Street con man with an Ivy League pedigree-
Spare him his life from Chapter 11 insolvency-
Bailout easy come easy go-,will you give me bailout dough-
Bismillah! no,we will not give him bailout dough-let him go-
Bismillah! no, we will give him more bailout dough- don't let him go
Bismillah! we will not give you bailout dough-let you go
Will not let you go-let him go
Will let you go won't let him go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Oh mama mia, mama mia AIG let them go-
Beelzebub has a devil put money aside for A, for I, for GGGGGGGGG-

So you think you can scam us and spit in our taxpayer eyes-
So you think you can shtup us and leave us to die-
Oh baby-cant do this to us baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

In the end
Nothing really matters,
Only AIG and rampant greed,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters but greed,

Thats the way the Wall Street wind blows....

It's Time for the Government to Rethink It's Relationship with AIG

DON'T BUY THE AIG LIDDYWORST
(Shticks of One Kind and Half Dozen of the Other, Allen Sherman)
WilliamBanzai7

He wheels his AIG wheelbarrow
Through downtown streets that are so narrow,
The barrow is narrow, but the losses are too wide.
So wherever he wheels it,
The markets flee it,
This AIG dog keeps scraping the bottom on all sides.
In New York's fair city,
Where the banks are such a pity,
That AIG folly stands out 'cause its Uncle Sams $180 billion bailout jolly.
I dont mind the bailout fat--but,
It's not only that--but,
It's Hank Greenberg's rotten systemic risk baloney.
I know a man, his name is Liddy,
And he has a neon for sale sign.
And Mister Liddy is gettin very old,
So they call it Old Liddy's Sign.
Oh what have you done, Willumstead, Willumstead.
Oh what have you done, charming Willy.
They took almost every TARP cent
From the U.S. Government,
Which you're company spent on subprime fertilizer, which is silly.
All day, all night, you can hear Greenberg rant.
That's all we hear is the Greenberg rant.
What follishness can he do that Martin Sullivan can't?
Big deal, big Starr, the Greenberg rant .
Oh the moon is bright tonight upon Timmy Geithner's bailout car wash.
So AIG's getting washed again.
But the way things are going, with, the way their luck is,
Just as soon as they're finished, it will rain more toxic losses.
On top of Old Smoky,
All covered with hair,
Of course I'm referring
To Smoky The Market Bear.
Every time you take Geithner's bailout vaccine,
Take it orally.
As you know the other way
Is more painfully.
My grandma's portfolio was the best ever made
By the Madoff company.
Just like the 2009 outlook Martin Sullivan displayed
One night on CNBC.
Oh our models work so perfectly,
They make a ticking sound.
Ya just like a time fused derivative bomb,
And that's how AIG drowned.
Do not make a stingy bailout sandwich.
Pile the dodgy assets high.
Customers should see stale subprime salami,
Coming through the moldy CDS rye.
Oh we can diet all day and we can diet all night,
It's enough to drive us bats.
Got no financial gravy or potatoes,
'Cause the whole refrigerator's
Fulla securitised subprime chazer (note:yiddish for pig remains).
Fare thee well, Goldman, Lehman, Bear Stearns, Merrill
And the others of that ilk.
Let the financial diet start tomorrow,
'Cause today we drown in our sorrows
In a triple malted bailout milk.
When you go to the AIG bailout store,
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
I repeat what I just said before,
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
Oh buy the AIA beef if you must,
The Alico herring you can trust,
And the IFLC lox puts you in orbit AOK.
But that big hunk of Liddywurst
Has been there since last October First,
And today is FEBRUARY 28.
So when you go to the AIG bailout store,
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
It'll make your insides awful sore.
Don't buy the Liddyworst.
Don't buy the Liddyworst.

Berkshire Hathaway: Worst Year Ever, and CDS Too

THE ANSWER WARREN MY FRIEND, IS BLOWIN IN THE WIND
(Blowin in the Wind, Bob Dylan)
WilliamBanzai7

How many points must the DOW slide down
Before we can buy once again ?
Yes, n how many zombie banks must Uncle Sam bail
Before Federal budget disappears in the deficit sands?
Yes, n how many times must FWMD balls fly
Before they're forever banned?
The answer, Warren my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many times must an investor look up
Before he can see the Ponzi blue sky?
Yes, n how many ears must the SEC have
Before it can hear the whistle blowers's cry?
Yes, n how many financial disasters will it take till it knows
That too many greedy CEO's have lied?
The answer, Warren my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

How many years can a bloated asset bubble exist
Before its washed to the bear market sea?
Yes, n how many years can an self regulated market exist
Before it is consumed by Wall Street hubris and greed?
Yes, n how many times can a man turn his 401(k) head,
Pretending he just doesnt see?
The answer, Warren my friend, is blowin in the wind,
The answer is blowin in the wind.

Turning Japanese: The Audacity of Reality (Part 3 of 3)

WE'RE TURNING JAPANESE
(Turning Japanese, The Vapors)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: video.google.com/video...#

We've got a Century's worth of horrendous economic news
You wrote "We love you" We wrote back "we too"
We sit here staring at Bloombergs, there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color the DOW keeps going down
Our eyes are glazed And our deficit is flying in the clouds
Now we can kiss our own depressed Asset Bubble goodbye when there's no one else around

We've got a picture, We've got your picture
Like a million years of stagnant economic hell
We want a doctor to take your picture
So we can look at your Lost Decade from inside as well
You've got us turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so

No loans, no bonus, no jobs, no women
No fun, no sun, no good news, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around us is in layoff danger
Investors all avoid us like a cyclone ranger

That's why We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
We're turning Japanese
I think e're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so

Is the Yen at a Turning Point?

WE'RE TURNING JAPANESE
(Turning Japanese, The Vapors)
WilliamBanzai7

Sing along link: video.google.com/video...#

We've got a Century's worth of horrendous economic news
You wrote "We love you" We wrote back "we too"
We sit here staring at Bloombergs, there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color the DOW keeps going down
Our eyes are glazed And our deficit is flying in the clouds
Now we can kiss our own depressed Asset Bubble goodbye when there's no one else around

We've got a picture, We've got your picture
Like a million years of stagnant economic hell
We want a doctor to take your picture
So we can look at your Lost Decade from inside as well
You've got us turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so

No loans, no bonus, no jobs, no women
No fun, no sun, no good news, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around us is in layoff danger
Investors all avoid us like a cyclone ranger

That's why We're turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so
We're turning Japanese
I think e're turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese
I think We're turning Japanese
I really think so

Developing Bombshell: AIG Preparing for Possible Bankruptcy Ahead of $60 Billion Loss

THE BAILOUT BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
(The Boys Are Back in Town, Thin Lizzy)
WilliamBanzai7

Singalong link: www.youtube.com/watch?...

Guess who just got back today?
Those wild-eyed Bailout Boys of AIG, GM and CITI that had been away
Havent changed, havent much new to say
But man, those cats can keep generating Billions and Billions of losses

They were asking if Uncle Sam is around
How his TARP wallet was, where he could be found
I told them he was hiding somewhere downtown
All the Wall Street bankers driving him crazy

The Bailout Boys are back in town...

The Bailout Boys are Back in town...

You know that Hank Greenberg used to dance a lot
Every day he'd be on the NYSE floor shaking what AIG got
Man when I tell you he was cool, he was red hot
I mean AIG was steaming

That night over at Vikram Pandit's palace
Sandy Weil got up and slapped Chuck Prince's face
Man we just fell about the place
That Chuck did'nt want to know, forget him

Friday night in Detroit theyll be dressed to kill
Down at dinos bar and grill
The drink will flow and blood will spill
If GM and the UAW boys want to fight, you'd better let them

That jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite Banzai7 Bailout Song
The nights are getting warmer, it wont be long
It wont be long till the Bailout summer of 2009
Now that the Bailout Boys are here again

The Bailout Boys are back in town....

Developing Bombshell: AIG Preparing for Possible Bankruptcy Ahead of $60 Billion Loss

Dumber in possession

Untangling the Citi Speculation

BAILOUT SURFIN U.S.A.
(Surfin U.S.A., the Beachboys)
WilliamBanzai7 and the Bailout Boys

Singalong link: www.youtube.com/watch?...

Listen everyone there's a Bailout ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Greedy bankers n CEOs are surfin'
Like its gold rush Californ-i-a
You'd seem 'em wearing their Hermes ties
Bespoke brogues too
A big flashy French jet will do
BAILOUT U.S.A.

You'd catch 'em bailout surfin' at CITI
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
AIG's bottomless line
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Detroit City and Charlotte
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Why won't someone draw a line
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
All over East Side Manhattan
(Inside outside U.S.A.)
Goin down the faux capitalist way
(Inside outside)
Everybody's gone bailout surfin'
BAILOUT U.S.A.

We'll all be planning out a TARP get away
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our slippery surfboards
We can't wait for Dr Doom
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on a Ponzi safari to stay
Tell the shareholders and taxpayers we're bailout surfin'
BAILOUT U.S.A.

Everybody's gone bailout surfin'
BAILOUT U.S.A.

Everybody's gone bailout surfin'
BAILOUT U.S.A