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Geithner's Liquidity Programs Look Good for Investors

GEITHNER'S PUBLIC PRIVATE TOXIC ASSET TANK
(Fidelity Fiduciary Bank, Mary Poppins)
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Sing along link: www.youtube.com/watch?...

Father, these are private equity investors....

If you invest your tuppence
Wisely in Geithner's public/private toxic asset tank
Safe and sound?
Soon that tuppence,
Safely invested in the toxic asset tank,
Might compound!

And you'll achieve that sense of conquest
As the Fed's non-recourse loans expand
In the hands of the private asset managers
Who invest as propriety demands

You see, you'll be part of
McMansions in the Nevada desert
Vacant subdivisons from Detroit to Fresno
Fleets of repossessed trailer parks
Majestic negative-amortizing Miami coops
Plantations of ripening securitised sub-prime....

All from tuppence, prudently
Fruitfully, frugally invested
In the, to be specific,
Geithner's Federal
Financial Stability
Public Private
Toxic Asset Tank!

Now,
When you co-invest your tuppence in the Feds toxic asset tank
Soon you'll see
That it blooms into equity returns of a generous amount
Semiannually
And you'll achieve that sense of stature
As your NAV expands
To the high financial strata
That established private equity now commands

You can indirectly purchase first and second home equity loans
Think of the foreclosures!
Mortgages! CLOs! CDOs, synthetic CDOs!
Bankruptcies! Debtor sales!

Opportunities!
All manner of public/private enterprise!
Auctioned ALT A! Subprime!
Collateralized liar loans! Securitized no doc SPVs!
Distressed offshore SIVs! Amalgamations! Bad banks!

You see,
Tuppence, patiently, cautiously trustingly invested
In the, to be specific,
Tim Geithner's
Federal Financial Stability
Public Private
Toxic Asset Tank!

Welcome to our joyful family of private investors!!!!!!

Financial Firms Need to Control Their PR

PANDIT: GIMME A TICKET FOR AN AEROPLANE
(Gimme a Ticket for an Airplane, Don Williams)
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Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
I ain't allowed to buy a new French jet plane
Oh the good ol days are gone I'm a goin' coach
Tim Geitner jus' wrote me a letter

I don't care how much airport time I gotta spend
I got to go back to be bailed out once again
Oh the good ol' days are gone I'm a goin' slow
Tim Geitner jus' wrote me a letter

Well he wrote me a letter
Said he could live with one less Wall Street bailout whore
Listen mister can't you see
I gotta go back to get bailed once more
Any way yeah

Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
I ain't allowed to buy a new French jet plane
Oh the good ol' days are gone I'm a goin' coach
Tim Geitner jus' wrote me a letter

Well he wrote me a letter
Said he could live with one less Wall Street bailout whore
Listen mister can't you see
I gotta go back to get bailed once more
Any way yeah