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Stimulus Watch: How the Devil Are They Going to Finance All of It?

“I call upon all responsible, productive people to work hard and sacrifice so that we can redistribute their incomes to those who will never be able to find a decent job because they refuse to buy into bourgeois middle class values like staying in school or learning a trade or finding a husband before starting a family but are, nevertheless, the Ones We Have Been Waiting For because they will get on a bus and go vote for me whenever and wherever I need to send them.”

His Most Beloved and Exalted Excellency Barack Hussein Obama, JD, the FIBPOTUS