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  • CNBC's Rosenberg: Four Factors at Play in the Market [View article]
    would be dividing by hole, anti-matter, etc.

    On Jun 02 01:29 PM Clive Corcoran wrote:

    > Tyler
    > Your last sentence alas is no ground for comfort
    > It's hard to imagine what a taxpayer funded bailout of the taxpayer
    > would look like.
    Jun 2, 2009. 06:06 PM | 1 Like Like |Link to Comment
  • Tuesday Closing Update [View article]
    link to the negative CTIC info?
    Jun 2, 2009. 05:45 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Sources say the Fed has been surprising banks (with the notable exception of Goldman Sachs (GS)) by demanding they raise more cash than suggested by the stress-test results.  [View news story]
    ayup. as we say in the nawth country.
    Jun 2, 2009. 05:28 PM | 1 Like Like |Link to Comment
  • Global Markets in Review: Signs of a Bottom Embolden Investor Appetite [View article]
    May 31, 2009. 07:19 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Sentiment Overview: Bulls Still in Retreat [View article]
    May 31, 2009. 07:18 PM | 1 Like Like |Link to Comment
  • With GM (GM) about to go under, the relevant question is whether 'Government Motors' can succeed where the automaker failed.  [View news story]
    they won't recover. Oh, and Mods? If there are any? PLEASE BAN THIS FOOL (see 1st post).

    May 31, 2009. 07:15 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • The Fed's Balance Sheet [View article]
    I lurve you, StockCreeker.

    DIAF "cetin".

    On May 26 07:43 PM StockCreeker wrote:

    > The fed is corrupt. Our children will be burdened with this debt,
    > and this will continue till there is nothing left. There is no democracy
    > of the people-only one of the financial elite.
    > Got lost, worthless troll
    May 28, 2009. 07:59 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Cetin is very, VERY busy spamming his idiotic "iamDED" website on Every. Single. Comment. Section.
    May 27, 2009. 11:12 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Wednesday Closing Update [View article]
    It's double-bad, no matter how you slice it.

    Got canned goods? Good.
    May 20, 2009. 07:46 PM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • The banking industry, $3T later. (Economist)  [View news story]
    oh STOW IT already, you bloviating gas-bag. Yeah, I said it.

    On May 14 06:42 PM Cetin Hakimoglu wrote:

    > We can lament about the past and complain, or look ahead. Imposing
    > more regulation as the author is suggesting would have adverse unintended
    > consequences such as stunting economic growth.
    May 14, 2009. 10:01 PM | 3 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Was That the End of the Rally? [View article]
    Arse face. Even upside down.

    Always on the wrong side of things, aye?

    On May 13 02:31 PM Donkey Kong wrote:

    > You really are a dope.....
    May 13, 2009. 10:47 PM | 3 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • This sure smells like a sucker's rally, Andy Kessler says. While the government's no-more-failures policy has taken armageddon off the table, there simply "aren't sustainable, fundamental reasons for the market's continued rise."  [View news story]
    shhhh!! !be vewwy quiet, or those obnoxious "OMG the market rally is like, SOOOOO awesome" will hear you and barge in here with their baskets of happy fun sunshiney BULLSHIAT!!!!!!!!!

    May 12, 2009. 10:18 PM | 1 Like Like |Link to Comment
  • Bulldozing brand new suburbs. Amazing video of brand new suburban homes being razed, as lenders find it's cheaper to destroy out-of-vogue ex-urban communities than to keep them on the books.  [View news story]
    what kind of a tool "pays" for a house any more, when you can just....walk? Tra la la lah la la! Everything is beautiful and filled with ooey gooey rainbowey goodness!!! DOW 70,000,000 by Friday! YAYYY!

    /good drugs

    On May 11 10:55 PM PCScipio wrote:

    > "You bought and paid for a home? How else would you buy a home besides
    > paying for it?" !!!!!!!!!!!!! Cetin, where the hell have you been!!
    May 11, 2009. 11:11 PM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • A Summary of Q1 Bank Earnings: World, You Just Got Hustled [View article]
    Source? Anything credible you can provide to prove this point?

    On May 11 02:15 PM Glen L. wrote:

    > "Also, a straight on headshot would be an improvement over you wearing
    > a goofy Nationals cap, laying on a woman's lap. Just saying. "<br/>
    > I couldn't disagree more. Great photo, Naufal. And I will add my
    > praise to others' for a great article.
    > Also, in regard to productivity gains from the computer industry,
    > it should be noted that the berserk "intellectual property rights"
    > patent regime has progressively tamped down, and threatens to halt
    > altogether, progress and productivity in this area. This on top
    > of all our other problems. Being bearish and pessimistic is the
    > only sane way to look at our situation. I will change my outlook
    > when the country throws out the socialistic parasites and once again
    > embraces free markets.
    May 11, 2009. 11:07 PM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Goldman Sachs: Why Aren't Trading Profits Raising Any Red Flags? [View article]
    make a stink, call the SEC - power in numbers, etc.
    May 7, 2009. 10:05 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment