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Yo' Mamma

Yo' Mamma
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I work in private wealth management. I help improve trust funds, identify market opportunities, and work with our accountant to find tax loopholes for elites. I HATE these people, and I'm clearly disingenuous because I kiss their butts and do their dirty linens because I'm caught in this weird material system I was born into. Further, I generally try to make a study of the bond and capital/credit markets a pastime (it's great for parties; you can say "I study markets, credit markets and spread allocations" in a snooty, Thurston Howell-ish voice and all the superficial, rich women just swoon!). However, when I need tutoring- which is always- or I just want to hear bright and ...More
  • Description: Analyst. Trading frequency: Daily
  • Interests: ETFs, Options, Stocks - long, Stocks - short
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SELL MORTIMER, SELL!!! Oct 19, 2012