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Tuesday Outlook: Commodities, Global Markets

OK, I'm guessing colonoscopy. Tell your gastro guy to lay off the demerol and get you a licensed anesthesiologist...and don't lift anything heavy for a while.

Seems somehow symbolic for someone to have a colonoscopy during a bear market...

Thursday Outlook: Commodities, Emerging Markets

I hope you have XP and not Vista. If you have an ATI video card, make sure you have the latest driver, but I'm sure my friends at Dell support told you that, if you could understand them. And be very suspicious of McAfee!