My name is Frank and as you may have noticed, I am a gerbil. I have been known to eat doughnuts to excess and run on my hamster wheel while intoxicated. I also have a special fondness for 'the ladies', but I digress. My first and true love is investing/day trading in the stock market. You may be asking yourself right now "How in the world could a gerbil pick winning stocks with any sort of consistency??” To answer that, I have to admit, it is tough on my little paws when I'm keyboarding for my online account, but small chips of Vicoden get me through it. I have a P.H.D. from Yale and I am currently serving on the boards of three, you heard me right, THREE major pharmaceutical companies (I sit in a really tiny seat with a really tiny cup of coffee). Before you get all paranoid about reading the musing’s of someone from a different species who has been known to eat their own defecation from time to time, let me assure you, when it comes to assessing the viability of a specific stock or 3x ETF, I’m just as insightful as any “professional analyst” who walks upright and uses a knife and fork to eat their dinner. Just so you are aware, there are humanoids out there that would stop at nothing to see me fail in my endeavors. You, as my “follower”, might even be sent anonymous emails from somebody who claims to have evidence of illegitimate baby gerbils that look strikingly similar to me. NEWSFLASH moron : Most gerbils really do look alike (i.e.: they ain’t my kids!).