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Cramer's Lightning Round - Jamie Dimon Is the Next Warren Buffett (5/4/09)

JPM holds the largest derivative book in the world and claims it is fully "hedged". No details follow. Credit cards and mortgages to continue eroding and everyone claims this bank is great. Sweetheart deal to acquire Bear Stearns by feds because JPM had large exposure to no less than Bear Stearns! JPM will survive but it is a risky bet at this time.

Cramer is a carney at the sideshow. The Chrysler Town & Country minivan (on eof the world's worst vehicles) is the new Cramer. Bring back the Yugo, the Edsel and the K car; we need some competition for all the lemons being sold out there. Jim will be snapping up the new franchises to sell to you each night. Come on down!!!

Analyst Buy and Sell Ratings for Stocks and Sectors

"Sell side" analysts were discredited a long time ago and readers should be very careful. They get on the "buy" side after a stock has run up and vice versa. Rarely with a timely call, but always part of the herd mentality. Private quality research goes to those who pay for it, not this mass produced junk.