Throughout all the things The Donald has done, one thing has remained...ME. On the golf course many a gust of wind has tried to embarrass me and multiple wives have run their hands through me, but no one has been able to stay attached the way I have. It is truly remarkable that he has not divorced me in favor of another hairstyle. Lucky you say? I say true love. Though I have not aged well, The Donald continues to keep me around as if I will one day return to the fully bodied self I once was. Though we both know better, our mutual admiration for one another has not wavered. Whether you like it or not I will be around until the day he dies...or wakes up one morning and sees how ridiculous I have become.