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  • Crude Oil: A Bounce Is On The Horizon [View article]
    The number of premature bottom calls does not appear to be abating, which makes me think we are nowhere close to a bottom.
    Dec 8, 2014. 06:39 AM | 65 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Yes, BlackBerry Can Run A Promotion And Still Make Money; No, It's Not A Sign Of Desperation [View article]
    Just like all of Blackberry's hardware decisions, I'm sure this will be well-thought out and very successful.

    I can already see the line-ups forming from my window.
    Nov 26, 2014. 08:18 AM | 4 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Taking A Closer Look At BlackBerry's EZ Pass Program And BES10 Uptake [View article]
    KIA publishes every one of his BBRY trades. Thank you for your intellectual analysis, though.
    Nov 25, 2014. 12:09 PM | 6 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Taking A Closer Look At BlackBerry's EZ Pass Program And BES10 Uptake [View article]
    Which part is flawed? The reactions towards the ever-friendly KIA are becoming more and more ridiculous. I'm glad he at least gets a penny from the bagholders' every click.
    Nov 25, 2014. 12:08 PM | 12 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • BlackBerry Down 5% On Morgan Stanley Downgrade - Gift Of A Dip? [View article]
    I think I finally figured out the bull article recipe for Seeking Alpha on BBRY:
    1) Wait for any piece of news or any movement of stock price.
    2) Write positive article.

    This seems like part profit-taking and part correction after Chen's routinely empty words.
    Nov 19, 2014. 07:04 PM | 3 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • No China Deal And Samsung 'Partnership' Raises Questions For BlackBerry [View article]
    The recent history of this company has demonstrated that the type of market research you suggest is highly misleading. Worse yet, it is a huge waste of leisure time.

    All that matters are the words from the horse's mouth. Chen's existing comments indicate that the Passport will fail just like every BB10 device before it. I'm currently neutral on their non-hardware businesses, but the future of their handsets remains completely clear.
    Nov 17, 2014. 08:35 AM | 4 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • No China Deal And Samsung 'Partnership' Raises Questions For BlackBerry [View article]
    This sounds like the Z10 song. And then the Q10. And then the Z30.
    Nov 16, 2014. 07:44 PM | 3 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • No China Deal And Samsung 'Partnership' Raises Questions For BlackBerry [View article]
    Since the market figured out that Passport was an abject failure, Mr. Chen needed some new source of smoke to keep people interested. Hilariously, it only took the market 1 day to realize the Samsung announcement was a non-starter.
    Nov 16, 2014. 06:22 PM | 5 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • BlackBerry Passport Going For $1,825 On Gray Market [View article]
    Anyone that thinks that this article is less absurd than a Kofi special needs to have their head examined.
    Oct 26, 2014. 12:28 PM | 6 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • BlackBerry Passport: Top Or Flop? [View article]
    I make homemade nipple tassels out of leathered rat foreskins. I provided 2 pairs to each of my 10 suppliers. They sold out in the first day! By your standards this has been a great success.
    Sep 25, 2014. 10:35 PM | 3 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • BlackBerry Passport: Top Or Flop? [View article]
    So is this going to be a nine figure or ten figure writedown for Blackberry?
    Sep 25, 2014. 05:11 PM | 1 Like Like |Link to Comment
  • BlackBerry: Passport To A Turnaround? [View article]
    The Passport is the Hennessy Venom in an era of 918 Spyders, LaFerraris, and P1s.
    Sep 23, 2014. 08:25 AM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Apple Pay: Another Blow To BlackBerry [View article]
    Kofi has a remarkable business strategy. A negative Blackberry article sends the locals into a frothing frenzy and he gets tons of comments and clicks. Wonderful. Added points for whenever a comparison to Apple is made, as that produces kilotonnes of soiled panties.
    Sep 19, 2014. 09:48 AM | 1 Like Like |Link to Comment
  • No U.S. Launch Event For The BlackBerry Passport, But Does It Really Matter? [View article]
    Seeing that phone in the hands of a smaller person beautifully encapsulates the sheer stupidity of the design.
    Sep 7, 2014. 11:30 AM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Why The BlackBerry Passport Launch Is A Big Deal [View article]
    This will make an awesome companion event for the January 24, 2013 massacre.
    Sep 3, 2014. 09:29 AM | 3 Likes Like |Link to Comment
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