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Cramer's Mad Money - When the Facts Change...(6/25/09)

Cramer permits his friends to "front run" price movements in many stocks he pumps or pans on his show.The disclosure that he "might" preannounce stocks discussed on his show scrolls by so fast that it is very hard to read the fine print. Cramer is a self-promting clown. Only market neophytes pay any attention to Cramer.

25 Options Strategies for a Bullish or Flat Market

I looked at the first two of your "plays" (AAPL & BAC) and they are ALREADY losers. The market isn't even open yet. I stopped reading after that but have a nice day and thanks for playing!

Three New Microsoft Commercials Making PCs Cool(er)

The "debate" reminds me of two tribes of chimps expressing loyalty to different brands of hammers. How silly!

Financial Downgrades Down Markets - Fast Money Recap (8/19/08)

Ummm ... Potash and ALL fertilizer products ARE NOT commodities!! DUH! Good grief! Need proof? There are NO SPOT PRICES and there is no FUTURES MARKET on potash (the chemical). If an analyst is so uniformed to thing that fertilizers are commodities how can one take anything they say seriously?

Apple: Great Company with Lofty Valuation - Due for Pullback

Options DO NOT increase the number of shares. Options DO NOT work that way. Get a clue.

Apple Investors Nervous as Earnings Call Approaches

Apple Heavy - IMPLIED profanity!!!! YOW!! THAT is a real howler. You must be one dogmatic, narrow minded, sanctimonious, piece of ... ummm ... work ... Yeah that's it! Piece of work! Why don't you drag your Heavy over to where the other anal retentives are cooperating in a constructive manner by chanting soothing non-informative blather that you seem to need. BLEH!

Inside the iPhone: Who's Making What

Buy the rumor sell the news. It is the historically profitable way to play AAPL .

Why Apple Isn't Worth the Risk

Shorting AAPL is incredibly stupid for two reasons. First, AAPL manages market moving "inside info" very well and as Will Rogers quipped “It ain't what people don't know that hurts ‘em – it's what they do know that ain't true.”

Secondly and more importantly, if a person cannot find any stocks more deserving of shorting than AAPL (!?) then they need to take avacation or get out of the game completely.