Muzie

Exploiting the Downside of the Markets

Let me recap the article for you:

"Hello silly longs! Mark here, folks, hey who do these losses feel? Bad huh? Well, psst, let me whisper in your ear. See, it doesn't have to be that way. You can look like a genius like me, and make money too! Just short everything! It's easy! It always works! "Short & Hold" baby! Here's 4 stock tips to get you started - I did a lot of research on these. Here's my investment thesis, I'll write it doesn on this piece of napking: "Short these stocks because Cramer liked them at some point before". That's it! Just go run through those old Cramer tapes, short it all, that's all you need!

Why be a sucker when you can make easy money like me!"