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Wall Street Breakfast: Must-Know News

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Wall Street Breakfast: Must-Know News

Guess I will cancel my Acupulco Mexican vacation. Damned Pigs.

Cramer's Lightning Round - Keen on Celgene (4/24/09)

I hope you think X is the symbol for Exxon Mobil. Okay, what is the symbol for US Steel, then?

The Up-Tick Rule Reimplementation Is Bad for Markets

Hahahaha

I had no idea this column was a comic's column. So, the author likes not having the uptick rule. Really? Funnnnnnneeeee. Thanks for giving all some comic relief from the current market conditions.

Cramer's Lightning Round - Only Wal-Mart (1/29/09)

How can UPS be in the Bullish section and the Bearish section at the same time?

19 'Bathwater Babies' for the Week

Clinton, your picks here are wonderful. Thanks for sharing. In fact two of these are ones I already owned for the same reasons you stated. They are just oversold and "tossed out". I like NAT and QCOR in your list.

With the current unstable market, I AM that pig in shit and I hate to admit it but violent swings are the norm now for me and I'm getting used to it a little bit.

OMG, I can't believe I just admitted to that!

50% Returns, No Risk?

and I am retired. So how does this dumb article help me get 50% risk free, huh?

Five Sophisticated Gold and Silver Investment Strategies for 2009

Do you think that the US government would actually seize the gold in the GLD safes? Is THAT why it is recommended to own physical gold, the metal? Buying GLD on my laptop is very easy to do.

Wall Street Breakfast: Must-Know News

eddie64, you got horse sense!

The Manipulation of Gold Prices

If the Fed can take over Indy Mac, Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac and close the other banks and issue trillions in TARP, etc, they can make it illegal to own Gold in any form, GLD (just shut them down overnight and take their bullion).

Owning physical gold like coins and bars would be futile as no one would want to buy it from you, just as no one would want to buy illegals drugs, like coke, crack, and such. Just declare it a felony to buy or sell Gold in any form.
Overnight.

If FDR did it, couldn't the current President do it as well?

Jim Cramer's Mad Money - Cox Slow on the Uptick (11/21/08)

Bush can fire the SOB now. No need to wait for Barry to -maybe- do it. Fire COX now. And send uncle Ben with him. Yeah, I split an infinitive. So sue me. <G>

Cramer's Lightning Round: Packaging Corp All Wrapped Up (11/7/08)

WIN with a 12% dividend. Jesus, what's not to like about that? Thanks Cramer.

Ignore the Hype - Gold as Currency is Dead

I'm a country. I need to print money. i think i will go print some GOLD money. Wait a minute. That can't be done. Argghh! Thinking... So, now I think i will declare GOLD to be used for Jewelry only. There, that ought to fix the problem. So, turn on the paper money presses. Ahhhhh. Mission accomplished. "They" will never know the difference.

Bernanke's Fall from Grace

Amen, why do you think they called it "Greenspeak"? Because he was a tricky little bastard tinkering with our savings and the market so that no one could "pin him down" on anything. He was proud of that, too. He and OJ should write a book together, "If we did something".

Bernanke's Fall from Grace

Greenspan acted just as a College football coach does when he wakes up one morning and realizes that he has no good recruits for the next year, he jumps to another college, the loser. Bernanke has no clue, and should probably go back to waiting on tables at South of the Border where he started his college career. He probably didn't listen to restaurant customers there either.