Proverbial Jack of all trades and master of none. Many interests, many children, and many confused ideas. Not afraid to hold three or four incompatible ideas in my head at the same time. Much too emotional to ever be any good at investing. Should really buy index funds and forget it, but I am absolutely enamored with the idea of owning companies that can give 300 % gains just by being patient, so I guess I'll keep losing money in stocks.