A rodent can do amazing things. Run full speed on telephone wires, chew through pipes and cinder blocks, tread water for over thirty six hours, but it doesn't matter how impressive all that is, we can't get the girl home anyway. The door is too small. I'm a small time private investor, that likes to put my spare time toward monetary gain when I could just be stroking off. When I'm not fixing broken power distribution equipment or tending to household needs, I enjoy looking for short term market inefficiencies and long term trends. Great fun on the "correction" last October. I was looking for a ten percent correction. Work was not my friend that day. I caught it the next morning. Still long as I write this, hoping I can keep my taxes down and my gains unrealized.