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Cramer's Stop Trading! AT&T a Market Stalwart (11/12/08)

Does Cramer realize that Nordstrom overhauled its return policies a few years ago? JWN no longer accepts returns unconditionally. JWN's return policies, admittedly more forgiving than most retailers', now utilize the company's excellent information systems to confirm a customer's tale of woe prior to accepting a return. Customers who return goods on a serial basis are tracked and subjected to deeper scrutiny.

Some glorious day will dawn, and CNBC will realize that Cramer's temperment and knowledge base are better suited to animation. When Jimmy Boy finally goes in for electroshock treatment, look for him to resurface as a know it all trader who lives in a cardboard box on Wall Street in a wacky animated show for adults.