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Naked Short Selling: The Scales Are Rigged

Hey clueless - buyins.net has tracking data on naked short selling. Its not a secret anymore as to what the short levels are or who or what is naked. Can it be done? Yes, but at a very steep price if a house gets busted. So no, this is hardly a major problem..

uWink Inc.: Food, Drinks and Fun

You are advocating buying a restaurant chain (er one store) stock run by a guy who had probably the single worst and most laughable chain ever, Puke E Cheese, forever known as the worst pizza joint full of arcade games. Horrible. How can I short this stock to infinity with leverage? GAME OVER in 3....2...1.....

uWink Inc.: Food, Drinks and Fun

You are advocating buying a restaurant chain (er one store) stock run by a guy who had probably the single worst and most laughable chain ever, Puke E Cheese, forever known as the worst pizza joint full of arcade games. Horrible. How can I short this stock to infinity with leverage? GAME OVER in 3....2...1.....

Most Over/UnderValued U.S. Housing Markets

My bunghole hurts.