hilarious

uWink Inc.: Food, Drinks and Fun

You are advocating buying a restaurant chain (er one store) stock run by a guy who had probably the single worst and most laughable chain ever, Puke E Cheese, forever known as the worst pizza joint full of arcade games. Horrible. How can I short this stock to infinity with leverage? GAME OVER in 3....2...1.....

uWink Inc.: Food, Drinks and Fun

You are advocating buying a restaurant chain (er one store) stock run by a guy who had probably the single worst and most laughable chain ever, Puke E Cheese, forever known as the worst pizza joint full of arcade games. Horrible. How can I short this stock to infinity with leverage? GAME OVER in 3....2...1.....