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  • PetroQuest Energy beats by $0.01, misses on revenue [View news story]
    Would love to hear some comments on today's action. One word that comes to mind: insanity.
    Aug 5 12:11 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Notable earnings before Tuesday's open [View news story]
    That's what I thought
    Aug 4 03:52 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Joy Global adds to gains as BofA upgrades shares to Buy [View news story]
    "encouraged by the increase in the company's service bookings"

    Thought bookings fell over 7% Y/Y? So sales down, earnings down, demand down, but we're supposed to go out and buy the stock. OK thanks for the sage advice.
    Jun 6 10:03 AM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Healthy round of price hikes from Chipotle [View news story]
    I'd rather have a $10 burrito than eat a $5 foot-long and have to go home and burn my clothes from the stench. How Subway is so popular is beyond me.
    May 29 02:18 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Gilead Sciences beats by $0.58, beats on revenue [View news story]
    Just upset I didn't buy more at 65. What a beat.
    Apr 22 04:17 PM | 1 Like Like |Link to Comment
  • Ensco Offers A Fat Dividend Yield Plus Much More [View article]
    Because the vast majority of "investors" are idiots that only listen to what analysts tell them to buy/sell. They've been falling all over themselves to downgrade shares the past couple of months. Those downgrades have caused the vast majority of damage to shares recently. There is a huge disconnect from what analysts are saying about the future prospects of this industry and what the companies are actually saying. I'm more inclined to believe the companies.
    Feb 13 10:28 AM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Diamond Offshore's surprising Q4 strength lifts drillers, DO +2% [View news story]
    Useful idiots
    Feb 6 04:37 PM | 4 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • A roundup of tech ratings changes [View news story]
    NXPI set to earn $4 FY2014. Better than 25% earnings growth. PE of less than 12. Cut to neutral. Yeah, OK Goldman.
    Jan 2 09:51 AM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • S&P Case-Shiller Home Price Index [View news story]
    Not in my neighborhood
    Dec 31 09:43 AM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • The Market Is Missing Pozen's Potential Cash Distribution And Upcoming Approval [View article]
    Good call!
    Nov 21 04:30 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Skyworks beats estimates, issues solid guidance; shares higher [View news story]
    SWKS does what it does. Beat on top and bottom and upward revision to guidance. Let's see if the market will start rewarding it.
    Oct 30 04:35 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • TriQuint's guidance comes up short, Skyworks off in sympathy. [View news story]
    My thoughts exactly Philip. Plus we have to wait a week before SWKS ER. No telling the damage by then. Looking like a good time to get some more shares on the cheap.
    Oct 23 06:40 PM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Apple continues to outperform; RBC hikes PT [View news story]
    Anyone who bases their investment decisions on the fleeting whims of analysts please send me your address so I can come to your house and punch you in the nose
    Aug 15 03:22 PM | 4 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • Income stocks hit hard by rising yields [View news story]
    WOW you mean I can get a 3% yield on a 10-yr treasury note?! That's amazing! Just dumped all my dividend stocks.
    Aug 15 03:17 PM | 2 Likes Like |Link to Comment
  • ISI cuts offshore drillers [View news story]
    Exactly Pedro
    Aug 15 10:12 AM | Likes Like |Link to Comment
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