The ProShares Ultra Short Financial ETF, otherwise called SKF, has had one of the most spectacular flame-outs in market history. One minute, SKF was a superstar, raking in millions of dollars on a daily basis and dominating the most actives list. Then suddenly, the party was over.
This is the E! True Hollywood Story of SKF, Star of the Credit Crisis
SKF: I started shorting banks like, immediately. In fact, I was ultra shorting them, predominantly through the use of swaps contracts as opposed to outright short sales. Bank of America, Citi, Goldman…you name ‘em, I was short ‘em.
SKF was in the right place at the right time from day one. In the midst of an overheating stock market, Bear Stearns came out in the middle of July with the admission that two of its internal sub prime hedge funds were in trouble.
SKF: This was my first big break. Even though I wasn’t short a lot of Bear stock, I knew I was onto something big. Every morning, my agents would email me clippings of mortgage-backed securities stories from the media. The rest of the bank and broker stocks started getting jittery and I was getting hooked on the volatility, big time!
SKF celebrated its first birthday amidst a Dow Jones that had already lost 2000 points from its peak. SKF was flirting with $100 per share and the momentum traders had just started showing up at its party.
SKF: The scene was intense, man. The StockTwits guys started tweeting about me like crazy and I was all they could talk about on the Yahoo Finance message boards. People all over the market started to hear my name. I ain’t gonna lie, it felt good. Felt like I was important. So what that Bear Stearns was about to be shuttered and that the foreclosures were starting to get rolling. I was gonna be famous!
The drizzle of financial distress has now become a tsunami as Lehman Brother goes bankrupt and Merrill Lynch is rescued by BAC. SKF breaks above $100 per share and looks like he’s finally bound for the big time.
SKF: “This is it,” I thought, “I’m the biggest star on Wall Street”. Everyone wanted a piece of me! Traders, hedge fund guys, brokers, Ameritrade cats…I was the most widely-followed, most in-demand vehicle out there, and man was I livin’ it up. I remember being offered a table at Rao’s with Woody Allen that Saturday night after dining at Elaine’s with the cast of Wicked the night before. I had finally arrived.
SRS: I gotta admit, I was a little jealous. I mean, real estate investments were melting down way faster than banks…where was my invite to Rao’s?
As the credit crisis extends beyond US banks and into the rest of the world’s industries, SKF ultimately takes out $300 per share, a quadruple from its initial price. Drugs, booze and loose women are everywhere as the party feels like it will never end.
SKF: Dude, it’s all a blur. I mean, Citigroup goes under a dollar…CITIGROUP! Under a buck! AIG to 40 cents? Oh my gosh! There are chicks everywhere, limos picking me up at the close of trading. I would get VIP tables at The Box with my friends SRS (UltraShort Real Estate) and QID-OLD (UltraShort NASDAQ) and we would just pimp! We thought we were unstoppable all winter.
And that’s when it all came crashing down. After months of relentless shorting and selling, Goldman (NYSE:GS) and Morgan (NYSE:MS) were able to become bank holding companies and access the TARP. This combined with the Treasury and Fed backstopping Citi (NYSE:C) and orchestrating mergers put a floor under the banks that would ultimately hold. The S&P 500 would run 20% from the March low, take a break and then run another 20% through the summer.
SKF: All the traders that I thought were my friends disappeared to hang out with FAS (3x banks) and TNA (3x small caps). There were Triple Longs out there now and I was dropped like a hot potato. The party was truly over, I guess.
In the end, SKF lost about 90% from its highest point, now worth only $30 per share. There’s been talk of a reverse split as the ravages of compounding eat away at his NAV each day. After a brief stint in rehab, SKF came home to Bethesda to be reconciled with his long-lost brother UYG. Many other leveraged former ETF stars have found themselves out of the limelight as brokerage firms across the country have banned them from client accounts and the VIX has dropped to the low 20’s.
SKF’s story was one of incredible rallies and horrific plunges, of wild success and soul-crushing failure. It was the rise and fall of an ETF superstar.
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