Use The Biggest Sucker's Rally In History To Kill Your Zombies

Apr. 16, 2020 9:24 AM ETGS, GS.PA, GS.PC, GS.PD, GS.PJ, GS.PK, GS.PN, SPY, VOO169 Comments

Summary

  • The rest of this year will be cleaning up a mess that is much stickier than investors give it credit for.
  • Valuations are still high across most of the S&P 500, and plenty of zombies will never see their share prices never recover.
  • Kill your zombies.
  • This idea was discussed in more depth with members of my private investing community, Margin of Safety Investing. Get started today »

The stock market rally since March 24th has been built on the notion that naked bull market analysts can call a bottom and that the Federal Reserve can bail out everything. I can assure you that neither idea is true and that one is less true than the other.

Hopium

The amount of bullish analysis that I am seeing across the financial media from CNBC to Seeking Alpha and everything in between is astounding to me. The lessons of this year's crash have not been learned.

This bear market rally reminds me of the "buy it now" ideas I heard in the autumn of 2008. The lessons of the financial crisis have been forgotten or never made the reading list of newer investors.

You have a chance to sell a lot of bad assets right now at prices that are more than fair. You should expect that, while the Fed can create zombies, it cannot create growth. Eventually, the zombies will starve. Kill your zombies now.

A Look Back At Autumn 2008

In the 4th quarter of 2008, after TARP, stock market bulls, the same ones who for over a year didn't see the crash coming, even after Bear Stearns told people to buy stocks. Then, the first quarter of 2009 came, and stocks fell another 30%.

SPY 2008-09

I am not suggesting that the bottom isn't in for this bear market. I am saying that the top of this phase of bear market rally might be. I am also suggesting that a retest of the bottom is very likely.

On the retest of the March 23rd trough, the stock market could stop short or crash through it. We don't know yet. What we should, even at an instinctual level, know is that the economy is not out of the woods, so therefore, the stock market is not either.

What worked in the past decade won't work in the coming more volatile decade. Many dividend stocks and REITs are permanently damaged. We called for investors to raise cash levels to 50-75% earlier this year. Get our Very Short List of potential buys and core Global Trends ETF portfolio, as well as, our research on stocks to sell.

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