Mr. Bert is usually kept in a cage in a basement in Sagaponack, out on the eastern end of Long Island. Every so often he manages to escape and starts posting strange and random stuff on the internet. Inevitably, he is caught and locked back in his cage. Mr. Bert was graduated from Brown University and received an MBA from The Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania. Mr. Bert worked in the hedge fund business back when nobody knew what a hedge fund was. Mr. Bert's work has been featured prominently in the Delaware Court of Chancery case, Chen v. Howard-Anderson, et al.