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PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM TO THE RESCUE

Phone call earlier today:

 

Obama: “Hello, Timmy WTF is going on?”

Timmy: “Savior, time for a miracle.”

Obama: “Call the boys”

Timmy: “We need Bennie to print up another $100 billion, and quick.”

Obama: ” Get the PPT on the horn. Buy, Buy, Buy. Holy shit. -300, -400, -600, -900″

PPT: ” Hey Savior. Back off on the SEC investigations and the financial regulations and we’ll buy.”

Obama: ” You win. Please, please, save my skinny half black ass!!!!!!”

PPT: ” OK. -700, -500, -300.

Obama: ” I gots to change my underwear.”