Energy policy under the Obama administration:
1. Move to a 10-acre woodlot.
2. Build a windmill and hook it to a generator.
3. Put in a solar array and hook it to another generator.
4. On days when the sun isn't shining and the wind isn't blowing cut some of your wood, build a campfire, and huddle around it.
5. When the Carbon Police show up, pay the hefty fine with worthless dollars.
( L4D Note: I didn't write this - source is another poster. I thought this was cute)