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An open letter to Erin Burnett-

"You take your fork and you spike them
Say 'did you try these?
So glad you like them, the secret's in the cheese."

It's a casual invitation with an aim to please.

There's never a better time than "when the parties are over."  I can't imagine more than...700...thousand...wanting to attend.  You're a girl.  You're suppose to like those numbers....

Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours.

Additional disclosure: I have been "known to crash a party or two" however.