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But I Regress...

|Includes: SPY, The United States Oil ETF, LP (USO)

Please God let someone get the play on words in the title.

This is using YTD data.

Disclosure: I/we have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours.