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Nicknames for Our Dying Fiat Currency

Any ideas?

1) Ameripesos

2) Bernanke Bux

3) Americos

4) Dollarhia

5) Toilet Paper

If we monetize too much more, the Federal Reserve will have to start adding aloe to our dollars so we can use them to wipe with!