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Bankin' on Ben, Baby!

|Includes: DCTH, VelocityShares Daily 2x VIX Short-Term ETN (TVIX)

 So, I may be crazy, but so is Ben S. Bernanke. Yes, him, the helicopter. And no, he can't do any cool basketball moves. He just runs the ponzi scheme so the peasants don't understand why that dollar they earned today cant buy 'em a dollar worth of gas tomorrow. Nevermind who profits off commodity prices increasing, that's irrelevant!

We are entering bizarro world in the stock markets. Egypt is dying, we go break new highs. We don't hire as many people, Dow goes up. We print money like it's going out of style and we are paying $100 dollars a barrel for oil, F&*$ it. Let's party like its 1999 again, remember the markets then? They were awesome.

Do you remember P/E ratios of 74, 69 and 47?  Yeah, well 2011 is sporting NFLX, AMZN and CMG. Netflix, Amazon, and Chipotle Mexican Grill. That's right, we extrapolatin' na' mah-fuckah. Stack dem billz up on the realz....$$

I digress... The market is discounting downside risks at this time and being artificially manipulated by the invisible hand of Ben Bernanke. That hand disappears in June at the latest. No more free money in June, and the market is forward looking right?  Hmmmm. I think I will buy more TVIX and DCTH to hedge.

Disclosure: I have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours.