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#WoofOfWallStreet

Summary

BITCOIN!

PORK BELLIES!

IRON MAIDEN SPREADING STRADDLES OPTIONS ON FUTURES DERIVATIVES!

I don't feel quite as bad as my pals Ned and Steve over at Ameritrade:

as my losses were my own, and a tad smaller. 

Portfolios updates later, the puppy wants a walk and the sun is shining after 2 days of rain....

YRMV

Disclosure: I/we have no positions in any stocks mentioned, and no plans to initiate any positions within the next 72 hours.

Additional disclosure: Just a little fun ..............

Ameritrade disavows any suggestion that Ned & Steve acted in accordance with or that their trading results are indicative of any investing recommendations from Ameritrade or any of it's related subsidiaries.
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