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Jack Shuman by Areade Dare

Jack Shuman aka Star man.

Shumanisms

1. Raising kids is the ultimate risk.

2. I’ve been fired from every financial firm on the street. Goldman, Lehman, Oppenheimer. Robert Lehman fired me personally.

3. Prayer is part of the system.

4. My Bar mitzvah teacher paid my parents so that I wouldn’t have to take lessons.

5. At Colgate I studied Sex, Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll.

6. The Nasdaq is trying, trying, its like my grandfather before the end.

7. I don’t even know what I just said.



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