"Ronaldo's new position - bank collateral." This isn't an Onion headline. Spain's Bankia, which...

|By:, SA News Editor

"Ronaldo's new position - bank collateral." This isn't an Onion headline. Spain's Bankia, which holds the paper behind Real Madrid's acquisition of the soccer star, wants to use him and a teammate as collateral for borrowing from the ECB. Translated version of original story here.