Confessions Of A Recovering Income Investor

Mar. 07, 2021 1:17 AM ETAAPL, ADBE, AMLP, AMZN, C, CPRJ, DVY, HESAF, HESAY, INTU, MA, MSFT, NKE, OHI, OKE, SDY, TROW, V, VLO, EPR, META, MO, PFE281 Comments
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Summary

  • How my family manages its tax bill.
  • The more experience I get, the more things I seem to know that aren't actually true. My simple solution: study what didn't happen.
  • How I am investing my portfolio these days compared to how I used to do it a few years ago.

I was a dividend growth investor. I was a compounder. Whenever I invested money, my aim was pure and true: use portfolio income to buy more income-generating assets (and I would then gleefully sit back and watch my portfolio income proliferate like mushrooms on a rotting log).

Yet I was hardly any cowboy. I never bought an asset simply because of the yield. Instead, I'd focus on companies or funds that I deemed likely to maintain or even raise dividends over time. Should I stumble across a brilliant business with a low (or even no) dividend, I tended either to take a pass or to confine the investment to a mere measly sub-percentage of my overall portfolio. No, oddly enough I liked getting paid for taking risks, which is why nearly every single company or fund I owned paid me cash and paid it like clockwork.

All was going well until April of 2018 when I noticed something strange on my Form 1040 that I could hardly believe. Why... could this be true... I was actually paying TAXES on my investment income?! The very notion induced waves of nausea, outrage, and regret because I knew that this particular predicament was so completely unnecessary. Thus it became clear that my monotheistic worship of income growth had reached a point where I would have to at least contemplate the possibility of such phenomena as unrealized capital gains.

My investment Odyssey commenced. Earn less money.

To appreciate some of the monsters and strange lands I came across during my strange investment journey, I'll have to share some background with you first. My wife and I are in our early 50s and retired six and ten years ago, respectively. All of our income comes in the form of dividends and capital gains. Five-and-a-half years ago, we moved from the Washington

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